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The REAL Carly

and by "REAL" I mean "FAKE"

Created on 2004-04-20 17:07:16 (#2898776), last updated 2004-10-26

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Name:	fake_szkradz
Location:	San Frantastic!

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I like to hang out in the frozen food aisle and wait for good lookin' men to pass by. When they do, I catcall, "Heeyyyy... can I buy you some breakfast?" while holding up some Swanson sausages.

They take me up on it and then I get laid, not to mention a sausage breakfast. Little do they know that Swanson offers 100% mail-in rebates. Ha!

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Interests (6):

chopped up appendages, puttanesca, renting punk'd, risotto, swanson sausages, the girl next door

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cbizzy, jimmydn4, ~~kacito~~, kerrymcc1, ouzelum, stacerock1, szkradz, vcrbeauty

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ouzelum, szkradz, vcrbeauty